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NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO CYBER ON HILLY'S HOOKERS OR ANY WIKI ASSOCIATED WITH HILLY'S HOOKERS. SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.



NEWS:
7/6/05-[NEW WEB LINKS!!!]still under construction, but check them out anyway!

5/30/05-I HAVE DISSABLED THE LINKS TO THE FP. i'M SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE. JUST TRYING TO SAVE HILLY'S HOOKERS AND MARY'S MAN WHORES. WILL INFORM YOU OF ANY CHANGES.

2/14/05- iT'S OFFICIAL!!! the winning theme for the manwhore contest is: UNDERWARE!!! so start unzipping and taking pictures, boys!
1/8/05 - PLEASE TAKE Mary's Man Whores poll:36478 to decide what the manwhores will be wearing! Thank you!

11/15/04 i'm starting to make personalized rooms on the fuck page...any hookers who want a room contact [Yanaba] and she'll add yours.

11/15/04 ATTENTION!! mary's man whores is thinking about having a picture contest between the man whores, but we are in need of ideas for what the men will be (or won't be lol) wearing! If you have any ideas for this contest pls contact [Yanaba] and she will add it to her list.


11/9/04 The Pink Flamingo is in need of some award banners for various sexual acts so memebers can proudly proclaime which flamingo or gnome they have earned. Please inform [Aleka] of any banners you create so she can ensure that they are not too preverse. Thanks!

10/15/04 the fuck page is now new and improved! USE IT!!!! and in the MAIN ROOM PLEASE USE THE COMMENTS AREA to cyber! Have fun!

10/10/04 I made a cyber page for all those who feel the need to do that on here. It's more private for you guys. For now, it's called the fuck page. Tell me if you can think of anything better and if i made it right, cuz i'm not sure i did....

9/30/04 WE NOW HAVE BOUNCERS! WE NEED MORE.

8/26/04 the page has been changed now YOU GUYS NEED TO ADD STORIES TO THE PINK FLAMINGO PAGE and yeah keep giving me ideas!

8/5/04 hehehe so yeah Hilly's Hookers has been added to the Adult's only list on The wiki´s wiki page I'm proud of our little joke of a page!
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Okay so heres the umm shpeil okay so i can't spell that umm heres is the way this works: Hilly's Hookers is mainly about sharing interesting sex related stories jokes ect. in general just being indecent! so feel free to just jump right into a conversation!

The Pink Flamingo

Thoughts of a Hooker

The World If I Ran It

Operation: Brad Pitt



Hilly's Hookers administaration and employees



she-pimp : [Animal*Girl]
Hookers:                      
#1: [Aleka]                  
#2: [Yanaba]                 
#3: [Hermes322]      
#4: [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]            
#5: [Kat13]
#6: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
#7: [FaeryPrincess]
#8: [Scarlet Lioness]
#9: [Corp USA Bad]
#10: [Lilly_Cortez]
#11: [Wolf Of Love and lust]
#12:[punk_sk8er]
#13:[Little Red]
#14:[bitchy_girl69]
#15: [hottcandy41]
#16: [pretty in blood]
#17: [~*ChRiS GiRl*~]
#18: [jo has gone]
#19: [SingleSexah]
#20:[Slut_911]


Bouncers:
#1: [Sufanhero]
#2: [Battle of One]
#3: [Balthizar]
#4: [horneyguy]
#5: [tomfucker]
#6: [Wrath of the phoenix]
#7: [Legacy Rite]
#8: [white_devil]
#9: [Cherub]
#10 [Rune Takashi]
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2004-10-08 [Aleka]: .....okay.....good thing you closed that window.....

2004-10-08 [Hermes322]: ??????????????Lol yeah

2004-10-10 [Animal*Girl]: where, is this window?

2004-10-10 [Yanaba]: um.......do u want to make that "fuck" page already??? it's a little awkward when you walk in on someone cybering

2004-10-10 [Aleka]: first i have to fix ugly people united cause some fucker deleted it alll.....and they are going down i got the fucking name and the fucking guards can kick their ass then you can have a fuck page....unless you want to make one yourself?

2004-10-10 [Yanaba]: uh....i could just make it i guess......u seem bussy

2004-10-10 [Yanaba]: the fuck page is up now.....

2004-10-10 [Yanaba]: ...I'm not sure i did it right....tell me if you can think of a better name

2004-10-10 [Aleka]: looks good to me

2004-10-10 [Yanaba]: okay

2004-10-10 [Aleka]: thanks...8)

2004-10-11 [Hermes322]: i wanna break in those new rooms...^.~

2004-10-11 [Aleka]: go have some fun....and yes my man whores also know of it now.... wether or not they will go is always an interesting question

2004-10-11 [Hermes322]: I SHALL MAKE THEM GO FOR I HAVE AN EVIL LEPRACHAUN ARMY AND WITH IT I SHALL ENSLAVE ALL MEN FOR SEX AND MENIAL LABOR!!

2004-10-11 [Aleka]: THANK GOD....its a dream come true....make sure you inform me when they start making men that way

2004-10-11 [angelheart]: hey what do we fing do here theres nothing to do around here

2004-10-11 [Animal*Girl]: i like the idea of use men for sex and other stuff, mostly sex though, i hope this works *GO EVIL LEPERACHAUN ARMY*

2004-10-12 [Yanaba]: HERE??!! there's plenty to do here! We've got the pink flamingo, thoughts of a hooker and our newest link: the fuck page! This is just the main page. You can add helpful hints of crazy locations and fantasies at the pink flamingo, add your own thoughts to thoughts of a hooker and if you feel the need to cyber you go to the fuck page! We've got lots to do, and we're still thinking of more stuff!!

2004-10-12 [Yanaba]: oh yeah...GO EVIL LEPERACHAUNS!!!!

2004-10-12 [Hermes322]: YES!! MY EVIL LEPRACHAUN ARMY!!!

2004-10-12 [Yanaba]: heehee!

2004-10-12 [Hermes322]: ROFLMAO!!!!!

2004-10-13 [Animal*Girl]: i hope this works!!!!!!!;)!!!!!!!

2004-10-13 [Aleka]: ....it better work!!!!

2004-10-13 [Hermes322]: meh?

2004-10-13 [Pedito]: how do you fuck and run back wards at the same time?

2004-10-13 [Aleka]: .......i don't know....bbut when you figure it out come and tell us k

2004-10-13 [Hermes322]: anal?

2004-10-14 [Yanaba]: hmmm...i love random comments...HEY LOOK A DEAD BIRD!!

2004-10-14 [Pedito]: you still couldn't do it even if it was anal.

2004-10-14 [Yanaba]: what caused this question to arise anyway??

2004-10-15 [Aleka]: ....do both people have to be runnning backwards?

2004-10-15 [Hermes322]: Hmmm...then I'm stumped......try the kama suitra

2004-10-15 [Aleka]: well...if your strong enough you could pick eem up and run backwards while they do the work and you just hold on....did that make sense

2004-10-15 [Pedito]: thats no fun to have sex while run backwards at the sametime? I'm not that good

2004-10-15 [Yanaba]: i have no damn clue.....are you thinking of trying this for the pink flamingo??

2004-10-15 [Yanaba]: hey, letting everyone know that the fuck page is gonna be under construction for a while. won't take long...shouldn't anyway, but i'd appreciate it if you guys used the comments area to cyber from now on. It's faster that way, and i need the other place for the links to rooms. Thanks and have fun

2004-10-16 [Yanaba]: all right....it's done!!

2004-10-16 [Animal*Girl]: cool

2004-10-16 [Hermes322]: yea

2004-10-16 [Aleka]: so do i have to click on one of the many rooms you have and type occupied and wanting a male or something and just wait for ever to get a fucking (literally) response

2004-10-16 [Hermes322]: Can we custumize our rooms? Do we get our own? That would be awsome!

2004-10-16 [Yanaba]: yes, you can customize your rooms...you do kinda get your own, just type occupied if you're using it. You can also use the main page for orgies. and mary: first we advertise and get more ppl to join the wikis, then we find guys then we go to the rooms and type occupied...get it?

2004-10-16 [Hermes322]: ???????????????????????? wouldn't it be easier if we each had our own page that way we don't have to worry about it being occupied

2004-10-16 [Yanaba]: did you see how many pages i put on there???? They're not gonna get filled up that fast. seriously, click on flamingo room #1 or something and see how many links I added to each

2004-10-16 [Yanaba]: If we need more, i'll add more

2004-10-16 [Hermes322]: damn...

2004-10-16 [Yanaba]: damn what?? I'll make modifications later...for now, just focus on getting people in here so we can use the rooms.

2004-10-16 [Hermes322]: THAT'S ALOT OF ROOMS!!!

2004-10-17 [Yanaba]: Yeah...i guess I'm hoping for too much...but ya never know....

2004-10-18 [Pedito]: i'm going to have a pic up soon. I'll tell you guys when it is up. see my sexy self in a white tux for a wedding.

2004-10-18 [Aleka]: ....coool....be sure to inform us!!!

2004-10-19 [Yanaba]: ooo....tux *drools*...guys look soooo sexy in tuxedos!!!

2004-10-19 [tomfucker]: How about a guy in Uniform. Go to my house and you can see me in my dress blues

2004-10-19 [Yanaba]: uniforms are good too! My bf might become a firefighter...heehee...

2004-10-19 [Yanaba]: ooo...i got a good idea for thoughts of a hooker

2004-10-19 [tomfucker]: Thats cool. I am in the Marine Corps

2004-10-19 [Yanaba]: yeah...ur picture kinda gave it away...lol

2004-10-19 [tomfucker]: ya it does

2004-10-19 [Yanaba]: so what's that like?? the whole marine thing??

2004-10-19 [tomfucker]: It is perty cool it has its up and downs like anything else in this world

2004-10-19 [Hermes322]: Yeah like boot camp. Everything else has basic training, marines have boot camp and congrats yanaba. You're bf probably has a very big hose. lol

2004-10-19 [Aleka]: mike is gonna be a firefighter now??? i didn't know that

2004-10-20 [Elansor]: Hey, what does being a bouncer intale?

2004-10-20 [Hermes322]: not much and you get to have sex with the hookers

2004-10-20 [Aleka]: 8) basically

2004-10-21 [Aleka]: so are you gonna be a bouncer??

2004-10-21 [Elansor]: I was thinking about it.

2004-10-21 [Yanaba]: well, yeah...the whole sex thing...plus, as a bouncer, you also protect us from the guys and protect the guys from us...depending...

2004-10-21 [tomfucker]: That is why I love this job

2004-10-21 [Elansor]: Ok, why not. I'd like to do it. what do i do.

2004-10-21 [Elansor]: Ok, why not. I'd like to do it. what do i do?

2004-10-21 [tomfucker]: well let me ask you one question

2004-10-21 [Elansor]: ok

2004-10-21 [tomfucker]: what would you do if you say a guy hurt one of these lovley ladies

2004-10-21 [Elansor]: Ju-jitsu is my life. I spend my time practasing hurting people to the poit that they can't move. I'd probably restrain him, take him out back and beat the crap through him.

2004-10-21 [tomfucker]: well removing him and banning him would be the way to go but I like the way you think. Just to let you know I am a United Staes Marine

2004-10-21 [Elansor]: I know

2004-10-21 [tomfucker]: ok I think we could use someone like you you need to talk to [sexynerd] or[Animal*Girl]

2004-10-21 [Yanaba]: um.....[sexynerd]'s temporaraly gone off of elftown...so talk to [Animal*Girl]

2004-10-21 [Elansor]: She said ok. so i'm up there.

2004-10-21 [Animal*Girl]: yeah, more sex toys, oops i mean bouncers;)

2004-10-21 [Yanaba]: lol...same diff!

2004-10-21 [tomfucker]: i need a little sometn sometn

2004-10-21 [Hermes322]: Don't we all?

2004-10-21 [Animal*Girl]: yeap;)

2004-10-21 [Aleka]: 8) new bouncer!!! so more bouncin gonna happen

2004-10-21 [Hermes322]: Hell yeah!

2004-10-21 [tomfucker]: I like to see things bounce

2004-10-21 [Animal*Girl]: as long as those things are me, i do too.

2004-10-21 [Yanaba]: lol

2004-10-21 [tomfucker]: i would make you bounce

2004-10-21 [Animal*Girl]: really;), i like that idea.

2004-10-21 [Yanaba]: who? me or [Animal*Girl]???

2004-10-21 [tomfucker]: any of you ladies

2004-10-21 [Animal*Girl]: hey, [Yanaba] what is your thoughts on a cyber threesome?

2004-10-21 [tomfucker]: I would be up for that

2004-10-21 [Yanaba]: I'm still pondering if cyber sex is considered cheating...i dunno

2004-10-21 [tomfucker]: I dont think it is but it is up to you

2004-10-21 [Animal*Girl]: i don't think so, no actual touching and all, i think you would be ok. but i have to go, i still have ten math assignments to do before i have a reasonable grade in that class:*(, sorry.

2004-10-21 [tomfucker]: its ok I am always willing when ever I am online

2004-10-21 [Yanaba]: hmmm...i think i'll leave myself out of the sex part of cyber sex. Will strip, but until i figure it out i'll leave it to the single ladies...or those who don't think it's cheating

2004-10-21 [tomfucker]: I do not mind to see a good strip

2004-10-21 [Yanaba]: heehee

2004-10-21 [tomfucker]: want to do one for me

2004-10-21 [tomfucker]: I do not think cyber sex is not cheating

2004-10-21 [Yanaba]: wait, wait...u just said you do not think that it's not....double negative...means it is? I'm confused

2004-10-22 [tomfucker]: I think that cydering is not cheating

2004-10-22 [Yanaba]: okay...sorri...ap english corrupted me!

2004-10-22 [Aleka]: damn van ort to hell!!! but umm....berni we need a wiki where people can jsut talk to people so they can find someone to cyber w/.....would that make sense....should i go make one....oh the questions burn my brain.... DINNER TIME!!!

2004-10-22 [tomfucker]: I think we should have that knid of page

2004-10-22 [Yanaba]: ummm thats' kinda the reason for the main fuck page, but...yeah i think we need one and it needs to be popular! ooo thought of name: Hilly's Hookers Cyber Service...or sarah can make it and we'll call it Sarah's Cyber Service!!!

2004-10-22 [tomfucker]: that works for a name

2004-10-22 [Yanaba]: which one? hilly's or sarah's?

2004-10-22 [tomfucker]: hilly's

2004-10-22 [Yanaba]: ok! yeah, thought of it, cuz when we first had the idea for this we all had little businesses with alliterations to our names like hilly's hookers, sarahs sluts, berni's bitches, mary's manwhores, emily's exotic dancers,...that kinda thing. made me think

2004-10-22 [Elansor]: see, no one else is ever one when i'm here.

2004-10-22 [Hermes322]: wow.......

2004-10-22 [Elansor]: See?! i always miss every thing!!

2004-10-22 [Yanaba]: aw...sorri

2004-10-22 [Pedito]: does elansor need attention from us? sorry I got a gf.

2004-10-22 [Hermes322]: i have to get laid soon

2004-10-22 [Aleka]: horny are we....

2004-10-22 [Hermes322]: douh

2004-10-22 [Aleka]: not that i'm offering and sorry if you thought a guy was responding....

2004-10-22 [Hermes322]: No thank you and don't worry i didn't.

2004-10-22 [Aleka]: 8) no worries i'll just stop taking up your room and wasting your time when you could be prowling other wikis for a willing guy

2004-10-22 [Hermes322]: LOL No please stay. Don't let my hornieness get in th way

2004-10-22 [Aleka]: you made a rhyme

2004-10-23 [Yanaba]: i think [tomfucker]'s horny too, so u guys have fun! And, I'm actually thinking of adding personalized hooker wiki's to the fuck page sometime soon...so, yeah...any ideas for them?

2004-10-23 [Aleka]: ....i'd say pictures but that....lil bit to much for me personally....

2004-10-23 [Pedito]: wait never mind, i'm a single man now. My gf called me last night to tell me that she had just slept with another guy and this other guy is my best friend. Life sucks but i'm available

2004-10-24 [Aleka]: ...don't you hate it when shit like that happens...but now you can browse...and have loads of fun w/ no guilt ;)

2004-10-24 [Elansor]: yeah, i hate how people go do stuff like that.

2004-10-24 [Hermes322]: ACK!! YOU'RE RIGHT! I DID RYHME!! I'M SORRY!

2004-10-24 [Aleka]: no worries i forgive you for ryhming

2004-10-24 [Hermes322]: THANK YOU~~

2004-10-24 [Yanaba]: rhyming is cool...cheating is bad....what's to much for u, mary?...and my bf's fine w/ cyber sex, so i'm open for buissness now. (just warning: i'm a bit new to it so don't expect anything GREAT, yet.)

2004-10-24 [tomfucker]: I would love to cyber any ladie who is willing

2004-10-24 [tomfucker]: nope because I am a boncer for you guys

2004-10-24 [Aleka]: ....i change the thingy up above....i wasn't lazy and went to look....and tried to change it before anyone saw...

2004-10-24 [Aleka]: and now its gone completly....hmmmm...yeah

2004-10-24 [tomfucker]: so any ladyes care to cyber

2004-10-24 [Aleka]: i have to go work on my english project.....but some other time perhaps

2004-10-24 [tomfucker]: ok but any other ladies care to I am still open

2004-10-25 [Animal*Girl]: :)

2004-10-25 [Hermes322]: what>>>>>>>>>

2004-10-25 [Pedito]: cybering is no fun

2004-10-25 [Aleka]: ....i'm sure its not as good as actually getting some but its better than none

2004-10-25 [tomfucker]: me so horny me love you long time

2004-10-25 [Animal*Girl]: mmmm...me like

2004-10-25 [tomfucker]: hey how are you*walks over to [Animal*Girl]*

2004-10-25 [Animal*Girl]: i' m good, how are you;)

2004-10-25 [tomfucker]: just horny

2004-10-25 [Animal*Girl]: me too, as always

2004-10-25 [tomfucker]: well do you want to go into the other room

2004-10-26 [Aleka]: LOL....that was interesting....thank god we have other rooms

2004-10-26 [tomfucker]: well nothing happened she left but I am still up

2004-10-26 [Aleka]: ....oh poor baby.....you must be angered by this lack of attention....

2004-10-26 [tomfucker]: ya I kind of am

2004-10-26 [tomfucker]: can you help me

2004-10-26 [Aleka]: ...maybe....though i should admit to be severely horrible at this cybering thing...

2004-10-26 [tomfucker]: I dont care at all just let me know wht room you want to go to

2004-10-26 [Aleka]: i'm not picky so you decide...

2004-10-26 [tomfucker]: ok lets just message each other

2004-10-26 [Aleka]: okay....whatever

2004-10-26 [Elansor]: This is the problem with living in australia. The time's are so diffrent to the rest of the people here.

2004-10-26 [Hermes322]: I'm so confused....

2004-10-26 [Elansor]: don't worry

2004-10-26 [Hermes322]: OKEY!

2004-10-26 [Elansor]: how have you been?

2004-10-26 [Aleka]: ....i'm confused....but i guess i shouldn't worry about it....

2004-10-26 [Elansor]: it's best not too.

2004-10-26 [Aleka]: confusion is part of my life...*points at her self* blonde

2004-10-26 [Yanaba]: hey, aleka! use the rooms. they're there for a reason. If there's too many i can size down or do the whole personalized ones for the hookers to make things easier. oooh Australia: always wanted to go. guys there tend to be hott!

2004-10-26 [tomfucker]: I think there should be one for each hooker

2004-10-26 [Yanaba]: yeah, i think samee babe suggested that...or someone else. Can't remember. but I'll start working on it, as soon as this damn hw is finished!

2004-10-26 [tomfucker]: ok thats cool

2004-10-27 [Aleka]: take your time berni......god i'm stalling form doing my english project right now....

2004-10-27 [Hermes322]: What about berni???? Who's berni?? Is he a pink leprachaun?

2004-10-27 [Elansor]: Yeah, were all prity good looking down here.

2004-10-27 [tomfucker]: yes you are

2004-10-27 [Aleka]: berni is [Yanaba]....and she is a girl....not a pink leprachaun....are you tryin to find peeps to make up your leprachaun army??

2004-10-27 [Hermes322]: ^^ hehehehehehe...n ocomment

2004-10-27 [tomfucker]: what is going on

2004-10-27 [Hermes322]: don't ask...

2004-10-27 [Aleka]: ...yeah...

2004-10-27 [Aleka]: samee...you shoudl be working on it.....

2004-10-27 [tomfucker]: I would like to know please

2004-10-27 [Hermes322]: lol. Doogie is the leader ]

2004-10-28 [Yanaba]: um...I'm Berni...well Bernadette to be exact, and who's the leprachan guy?? is he a guy? I'm so confused.....

2004-10-28 [tomfucker]: no dont worry about it

2004-10-28 [Yanaba]: okay...

2004-10-28 [Aleka]: ....who is this doogie??

2004-10-28 [tomfucker]: I have no clue

2004-10-28 [Aleka]: ...i should know some thing but i know nothing and that bothers me

2004-10-28 [Elansor]: what the hell?! what on earth are you guys talking about?

2004-10-28 [tomfucker]: all I know is me so horny me love you long time

2004-10-28 [Yanaba]: where is that from....??

2004-10-28 [Yanaba]: I've heard that before...

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